|As of this time:|
'Site has had 1202928312029331 accesses.'
Perhaps, Stephen is planning to monetize this site?
|Ah that's interesting. I'd recently "fixed" the counter script because it was trying to load a 100MB log file some of the time.|
In other words two nearby numbers got concatenated.
I've just purged the log files and counter of the stupidly long numbers and introduced file locking for the log file so it doesn't get messed up.
|It's actually a lie - earlier this afternoon, everyone (including people from the future browsing archive.org) got bored of the rest of the internet and simultaneously browsed my site, hence the 1.2 quadrillion hits.|
|Lol. Or LHC was hacked and time travel is now possible?|
|As Google performed 2,161,530,000,000 searches in 2013, it must be a momentous post, that causes such numbers to seek it out. Or perhaps, as a modern twist to the myth of Sysyphus, Stephen is perpetually doomed to debug this website.|