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Tom King
2003-01-24 10:52:54
QUORN rudder HEXNUTS hose SODIUM charge-coupled GOOSE inferemoter with the optional CHRIS-NULLING realigner. 

Chorus:

Quorn fudder quarnk quarnk
Quorn fudder quarnk quarnk
Stephen Brooks
2003-01-24 11:08:57
Who are green and rather odd?  DUCKS ARE
Who go quack and eat you bread?  DUCKS DO
Who live in drains and work at night?  DUCKS SORT-OF



Err you know, if they made an extra-large black briefcase that also doubled as a 1-passenger car, some fool would complain it was too large to open at their desk
Tom King
2003-01-24 11:23:23
I have ducks living in my head
they used to live under the bed
when I was alseep they climbed through my ear
now quacking is all I can hear

I have ducks in my brain
they used to live in a drain
I wish Stephen would take them away
There's a goose moving in today.
Bill[Romulus2]
2003-02-08 17:25:55
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Stephen Brooks
2003-02-09 17:32:32
That's odd.  Why did you just write "Quack, quack." in ASCII?  Of course the irony of all this is that when you wrote it as ones and zeroes, those characters themselves were encoded as ASCII (00110000 and 00110001), meaning your real message contains a load of repeats of "0011000" that are totally redundant.  Well, _I_ think that's ironic anyway.


Err you know, if they made an extra-large black briefcase that also doubled as a 1-passenger car, some fool would complain it was too large to open at their desk
Tom King
2003-02-10 02:02:15
Rudder.

[This message was edited by Stephen Brooks on 2003-Feb-10 at 19:07.]
Stephen Brooks
2003-02-10 17:04:39
Depleted Uranium?  Hah.  I would feed it to the ducks.

/1 0 0 0\ /0 0 1 0\ /0 0 0 -i\ /0 0 1 0\
|0 1 0 0| |0 0 0 1| |0 0 i 0| |0 0 0 -1|
|0 0 -1 0| |1 0 0 0| |0 -i 0 0| |1 0 0 0|
\0 0 0 -1/ \0 1 0 0/ \i 0 0 0/ \0 -1 0 0/

And I still haven't figured out what a 'inferemoter' is.


[This message was edited by Stephen Brooks on 2003-Feb-11 at 18:11.]
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