Marvelous! I especially liked the near-microscopic toolbar in PaintShopPro. I know graphics wizards are supposed to see things differently from the rest of us, but...!
The Little Error Window That Wouldn't also is hilarious.
But the thing I really want to know is, where can I buy a DUD player? I've got so many DUDs in my life I should never need to buy any music again, but I can't find a DUD player.