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| Lord Groundhog 2003-03-26 07:27:06 | To go along with the various kinds of protection from aliens, as posted in another thread, Duck/Duct Tape (no, I don't want to get into that argument; as far as I'm concerned both are right) is something that everyone can use for protection from an earth-based hazard ... at least, ol' Dubya would like us to believe. Now there is a site to help us all to make the most of this wonderful anti-terrorist tool: http://www.ducttapecreations.com So, let's all go beyond the merely utilitarian, and make a positive fashion statement. -- peace. LG |
| Stephen Brooks 2003-03-30 14:10:02 | Never underestimate the power of an odd guy in a bowler hat. Today's weather in %region is Sunny/(null), max. temperature -99999°C |
| Lord Groundhog 2003-04-03 04:39:53 | quote: Nor, in this case, the power of a jumped-up, oil-crazed cowboy in a ten-gallon hat. -- peace. LG |
| Stephen Brooks 2003-04-03 08:44:11 | A hat with a volume of ten gallons would surely cover one's entire head?quote: As innocent passers-by this board may have guessed by now, LordGroundhog has a slight bee in his bonnet about the war, and the president of America, and - well - actually quite a few other things if you spare the time to let him talk about the whole edifice of ducks. Of course the odd guy in the bowler hat controls everything, the edifice of ducks is merely his neo-baroque facade. Today's weather in %region is Sunny/(null), max. temperature -99999°C [This message was edited by Stephen Brooks on 2003-Apr-03 at 22:36.] |
| Lord Groundhog 2003-04-05 15:00:20 | quote: Granting for a moment that I wear your hypothetical bonnet, and that your hypothetical bee were to inhabit it with me, everything that has resulted from said bee in said bonnet is harmless. The odd spot of mockery here, some words of political analysis there, and a few demonstrations in the other place. Now compare that to the tonnage of armaments exchanged and the body counts on various sides. Then imagine what Dubya must have in his cowboy hat, to provoke all of that. For the record, I didn't intend my postings on this board ("here") to be at all serious -- some people need to be laughed at, and this is a laughing sort of place, no? -- peace. LG |
| Stephen Brooks 2003-04-05 17:02:40 | I think that counts as a "whole edifice of ducks". And you've talked about it. (Talking about the ducks is harmless, the ducks themselves have beaks). Today's weather in %region is Sunny/(null), max. temperature -99999°C |
| Tom King 2003-07-15 14:52:42 | Never underestimate the power of duck-tape underwear. Chorus: Quorn fudder quarnk quarnk Quorn fudder quarnk quarnk |
| Lord Groundhog 2003-07-19 20:34:41 | quote: Just thinking about wearing that is making my eyes water. -- peace. LG |
| The Mechanic 2003-08-29 13:08:32 | Only if you create it with duck tape on only one side. Although if it was made entirely out of duck tape and have duck tape on only one side, it would have a fairly odd shape. Hmm, Moebius underwear I challenged the mighty Titan and his troubadours |
